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OK, it's a new page of questions, and we're gonna start out with a new questioneer! ~wonders if that's a word~ Well, anyway, let's all get to these nifty questions from the metalhead himself, Boomerang!

Q: If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what idiot came up with the phrase "Quit while you're ahead?"
A: (Cero) ~thinks about it for a second~ Hmm…I don't know.
(Val) Probably someone who just won the lottery.

Q: Korn or Limp Bizkit?
A: (Derv) Ooo…tough choice there. I think I'd have to go with Korn, though.

Q: If given a choice between the two, Korn or Rammstein?
A: (Derv) Rammstein.

Q: Korn or potatoes?
A: (Derv) Rammstein.
(Talia) ~whispers to Derv~ Uh…Derv? We already did that bit.
(Derv) ~blinks~ Really? Oh…uh…whoopsie. Korn, then!

Q: What the h&#* does "Hezrelid" mean, anyway?
A: (Casey) I think it means, "Heartsong".
(Derv) Hey, what kind of an answer is that!? People read this stuff to be entertained, not educated!
(Casey) Ack! Well, fine then! Umm…something entertaining…something…enter…taining….Oh, here's something! I heard that the German word for 'asshole' sounds at least something like 'Herzeleid'.
(Val) Better, but he still needs some work at this.

Q: Were any of Derv's ancestors ancient wolf tribal leaders?
A: (Derv) ~shrugs~ I dunno…I kinda doubt it. 'Course…I am going to be a leader in that one new story coming up soon…Who knows!

Q: Who cares? (j/k :-))
A: (Derv) ~hmpf~

Q: Val, will you puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeez give me Saturdays off? Puhleeeeeeez?
A: (Val) Uuuuuh….Well….I….I guess so….Damn, I'm too nice!

Q: And if I become your slave, can I be the guy who washes your car?
A: (Val) ~ahem~ Excuse me, but hath ye forgotten? I'm a hover-bike! Not a car! …..But….I guess you could wash the bike!

Q: Which would you rather do: whack yourself on the head repeatedly with a 9-iron golf club, or watch an episode of "Waynehead?"
A: (Talia) Only a 9-iron? Geez, I thought you'd have chosen something worse than that…
(Cero) Heck, I'd go so far as to use a sand-wedge rather than watch that show!

Q: Where is your central base???!!!!! How many men are in your unit????!!!!! TALK!!!!!! (hope nobody already did that one.)
A: (Derv) Well, rest assured that nobody else has asked that one before…~shrugs~ Well, let's see here. My central base is actually more of a northern central base. It's…umm…up and towards the middle. …..In my unit? Huh? Umm…as far as I know, it's just me, Val, Cero, and Talia living up there.

Q: Can you name the three sacred words of the Knights Who Say "Nee?"
A: (Cero) Nee, nee, and….umm…
(Val) Shrubberies! I bet the third one is shrubberies!

Q: You wouldn't pull that remote control thingy on *me*... would you?
A: (Derv) ~gets a sly grin, takes out the remote and presses a button~ Sure I would! I just used the 'make Boomerang say a stupid question' button!

Q: Who put the bomp in the bomp-sha-bomp-sha-bomp?
A: (Val) Wow…that thing's good!

Q: Am I still considered a newbie?
A: (Talia) Well, I don't know. You've been around for a little while…but…Well, I think you kinda still are. I mean, you haven't been around on ICQ or email or anything like that to let people get to know you better! But that should change soon!

Q: Do these questions suck, or what?
A: (Cero) Honestly, why do people always ask that question?

Q: Do you think I'd have a chance to get Val to go out with me... Oh, wait. She's a computer. Never mind.
A: (Derv, Cero, and Talia) ~all of them try to keep a straight face, but can't. They quickly burst out laughing~ Bwwwaaaaaa haaa haaa!!!! Hooooey!
(Val) ~looks pretty cross~ Grrr….Shut up you guys!!! ~sigh~ Look, Boomer. You're right on the count that I'm a computer. But the whole 'she' thing is way off. I'm actually programmed with a more…*masculine* appearance and personality. See!? This is what happens when nobody draws any pictures of supporting characters!!!
(Talia) I have a picture!
(Val) Grrrr…..

Q: What is the average rainfall of the Amazon Basin?
A: (Casey) ~shrugs~ Dunno. Go to askjeeves.com or something.

Q: What is the capital of Eisneria?
A: (Casey) Same thing as above.

Q: What is the air-speed velocity of a fully laden swallow?
A: (Derv) ~blinks~ Umm…didn't somebody already ask that?

Q: Did someone already ask that?
A: (Val) I'm thinkin' so.

Q: True or false: What is Val's serial number?
A: (Val) L-U-C-K-Y-C-H-A-R-M-S.

Q: You know those idiots who keep on babbling and babbling and babbling and never stop even though nobody's interested in hearing what they have to say, because they know it's gonna be something stupid and pointless, but they can't take a hint so they just go on and on and on and on and never seem to stop? Why doesn't somebody just punch 'em out right then and there?
A: (Cero) ~rears back for a monster punch~
(Derv) Wait! ~holds Cero's arm back~ Don't punch 'im out! He's still got more questions…
(Cero) ~snaps fingers~ Drat!

Q: Do you have a short-term memory?
A: (Derv) Nope!

Q: Do you have a short-term memory?
A: (Derv) Nope!

Q: Do you have a short-term memory?
A: (Derv) Darn straight I do!

Q: Who killed Johnny Rock?
A: (Val) Johnny Bravo?

Q: What the h*^% happened to Dawny's living milk, anyway?
A: (Talia) ~thinks~ Umm…what? ~suddenly realizes what you're talking about~ Oooh! That! Well, I do believe Dervy thought it was evil and smushed it into a…uh…milky…puddle.
(Derv) Wow, that was a while ago…
(Talia) No…not really Derv. Derv, I think we've already established your short-term memory status. But, do you have a long term memory?
(Derv) Uh….Next question!

Q: Does anyone really *like* groups like Insane Clown Posse, or are they all trying to go with a fad that wouldn't exist if everyone didn't try to go with it?
A: (Cero) Pfft! No, nobody likes them for real. They all just think they should like them, and buy their shirts and such.
(Val) Yeah! I mean, come on! Everybody should like evil clown-rappers…or…whatever they are.

Q: Did you understand that last question?
A: (Val) Hey, that matters not! We answered it anyway! ;)

Q: What was Elton John drinking before he went out on stage dressed as Donald Duck?
A: (Derv) Hee hee! I betcha it was that gift from my personal collection…~stupid grin~

Q: You know that Rush Limbaugh dweeb? Well, who gives a s%!* about him?
A: (Talia) Yeah! Rock on!

Q: Nine Inch Nails or Rage Against The Machine?
A: (Casey) Ooo! Music question! Music question!
(Derv) Just answer it, Casey.
(Casey) ~glares at Derv~ Fine! Jeez…Well…I'd have to go with NIN on that one. I mean, I like Rage Agai---
(Derv) ~interrupts~ Just get to the next question, OK?

Q: Whaddaya think about Slayer? (I don't much care for 'em.)
A: (Casey) Eh. Me neither. They're OK and all, but---
(Derv) ~interrupts~ Next!

Q: Do you think I asked enough musical questions?
A: (Everybody but Casey) Yes!!!

Q: So do I.
A: (Casey) Aaww…

Q: Does *anyone* know Dawn's nickname?
A: (Derv) ~snickers~ Oh, I know a few of 'em… ~evil, malicious grin~

Q: What the heck *is* Spam, anyway?
A: (Derv) What, don't you wanna know Dawny's nicknames?

Q: What about Cheez Whiz?
A: (Derv) Come on, dude! They're hilarious! Well…at least I think they are…I don't actually know the real meaning behind them, 'cause I was left out. ~is sad~
(Muzz) Oh, get over it Dervy! I told you what they meant!
(Derv) ~blinks~ Oh yeah…

Q: Define the following: antidisestablishmentarianistic
A: (Cero) One who displays the characteristics of antidisestablishmentarionism. ~grins~ Oh, I'm good…

Q: Do you really think "Checkers" is a good name for a dog?
A: (Talia) Uh…Why do you ask?

Q: What about "Booger?"
A: (Talia) Ick! Definite no!

Q: I miss my tire swing.
A: (Mystery Writer) Mrreeeooowww!!!

Q: I want a banana.
A: (Mystery Writer) Rrrowr? Meeeow! ~puuuuuurrrrr~

Q: Whoops. My monkey typed that stuff while I grabbed a soda. Sorry.
A: (Derv) Hey! ~comes in and shoos the cat away from the keyboard~ Leon! How many times have I told you not to answer people's questions for me!
(Leon) Mreowr?
(Derv) ~tries to stand firm, but can't~ Aww…I can't stay mad at you!

Q: How many of these stupid questions are you gonna answer, anyway?
A: (Val) All of them, sadly.

Q: What do those natural gas companies *do* with their natural gas? I never see it on the market.
A: (Derv) OK, this may not be such a good answer, but just trust me, OK? NEVER EVER go to a natural gas executives party, alright? Just trust me this once.

Q: What the h#*^ does "all in all" mean?
A: (Cero) One for all!
(Talia) All for one!
(Val) All for me!
(Talia & Cero) ~glare at Val~
(Val) ~sheepish shrug~ Well, 'scuuuse me! It's not like you were answering his question anyway…

Q: What about "by and large?"
A: (Talia) I have no idea, and I just had a creativity block, so you're not getting anything funny.

Q: What does "Rip-snortin'" mean?
A: (Derv) ~thinks, then gets a weird look on his face~ Uh…I'm guessing it's a popular practice in big cities.

Q: Should it be legal?
A: (Val) Prob'ly not.

Q: An-cay ou-yay eas-spay ig-pay atin-lay?
A: (Casey) Minime, sed Latinam possum loqui!

Q: I just *had* to put this question in here. It's from a book by Dave Barry: "Scientists say that the fastest animal on earth is a cow being dropped from a helicopter, which travels at the speed of 160 feet per second. How long would it take the cow to travel 32 miles?"
A: (Cero) Depends on how fast the helicopter was going.

Q: Have you ever flushed something... inappropriate down the toilet?
A: (Talia) Have you ever asked something…inappropriate to us? ~blinks~ Oh look! You just did! Hooray for you!

Q: How 'bout you and me grab a Mountain Dew?
A: (Derv) I'm there, bud!

Here's some more questions from Marauder! Sorry I'm not writing anything more here... but...um...creativity block. ;)

Q: Why is it illegal to eat peanuts in church?
A: (Derv) Dude, I wouldn't know. You're asking the wrong guy here.

Q: Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
A: (Val) It is in my knowledgeable opinion that it was neither!
(Cero) Well…What came first, then?
(Val) The frying pan!

Q: Why does airline food taste awful?
A: (Casey) Trust me on this: If you're hungry enough, even airline food tastes good. Just…don't look at it.

Q: Why do they put cotton in medicine bottles?
A: (Talia) Oh shoot! ~snaps fingers~ I just thought up a cool response to that question involving fire and illegal activities! But…I forgot it. ~looks sad~

Q: Do you have a favorite story from the Bible?
A: (Derv) The one that was like, "And yea, God said unto the orange one,
Thou shalt have the Dew of the Mountains,
And thou shalt be greatful, and drink of it plentifully with thine lips,
Yea, and then thineself wilt experience the might of a caffeine buzz,
And thou shalt be awake for hours,"

Q: Why does Rush Limbaugh lie about everything?
A: (Talia) Wouldn't know. Don't listen to 'im.

Q: Why does Phil Gramm speak like a zombie?
A: (Val) Maybe he is a zombie! Ever think of that!?

Q: Isn't Alethia beautiful?
A: (Val & Cero) Yeah!
(Derv) ~seems to be off in dreamland~ Yeah, she is pretty…but…she's not really my type…
(Cero) ~grins~ Oh? And who exactly is your type, hmm?
(Derv) ~still of in dreamland~ Oh, I dunno…Y'know, D-----……~seems to be coming out of dreamland~ S----~*slowly*~ Pretty damn hot….----~*REALLY* slowly~ Huh?…Wait! WAIT! Hold up! Uh….ah…..~is really nervous~
(Val) You're not very good at expressing your feelings, are you Derv? ~laughs~

Q: Did you know that if you ride any of the subway trains in New York, you can get all the entertainment you want for just $1.25?
A: (Casey) Ooo, I have got to get to NYC, baby!

Q: What is it with you guys and violence?
A: (Val) ~while Derv, Talia, and Cero are all in the background beating the crap out of each other for the T.V. remote~ Whatever do you mean, 'us guys and violence'?

Q: What does a doctor do or say when he makes a mistake?
A: (Talia) "Everything's gonna be juuust fine!"

Q: Did you ever figure out what would happen to the Lone Ranger and Tonto if they ever went into a town and there was no violence?
A: (Cero) ~blinks~ Lone Ranger?
(Val) Tonto?
(Derv) Whoah, that question's behind our time and above our heads!

Q: Why does it rain in Seattle all the time?
A: (Casey) Ack!!! Just stop right there! I'm going to dispel the rumor! It does NOT rain in Seattle all the time! I would know! I lived there! I was just there a week ago on vacation, and it only rained once! ….Twice. Anyway, just so everybody knows, it doesn't rain all the time in Seattle. In summer….In the winter it rains a bit, though…

Q: Does your father fall asleep watching the TV?
A: (Derv) ~sighs~ I don't know who my father is…~looks sad~

Q: Why do children have brain damage?
A: (Cero) Blame it on the media! Blame it on the media! Everybody blames the media for everything, so let's blame the media for this too! ~huffs and walks away in disgust~

Q: Has your mother ever sent you to your room?
A: (Derv) ~sighs~ I don't know who my mother is….~looks sad again~
(Casey) Well…sure. A couple times…

Holy shnikes! Out of the blue, I just recieved some questions from Dawny! Whoo! No bugging or anything on my part. ~smiles~ All right! Well, let's get to it.

Q: Too bad, I am, you know why?
A: (Cero) Uh....No? Why's that?

Q: ~moves on and changes subject~ My tail is FLUFFIER! Yours is FUZZY! So there!
A: (Cero) ~grumblegrumble~
(Derv) Hmm...Well, let's just make sure now, shall we? ~grins, then pets his own tail~ Fuzzy! ~pets Dawn's tail~ Hmm...Fluffy! ~pets his own tail once more~ Fuzzy... ~pets Dawn's tail again, and thinks something (Inside joke ;))~ Fluffy! Hee hee...~promptly gets smacked by Dawn~ Heeey! ~while grinning~ What'd I do?

Q: That wasn't a question. I told ya, it's 1:49 AM now. Anyhoo, when are me and Star gonna get a Nakey Sheltie, hhhmmm? ;)
A: (Cero, Val and Talia) ~all raise an eyebrow~
(Derv) Uh...~blinks, and looks around nervously~ Umm....Next question?

Q: Blitz told me that men are weak against a woman winking, is dat true?
A: (Val) Well...sometimes. Usually only if the guy's got the ho--~is cut off as Derv clamps his muzzle shut~
(Derv) Uh...ah...we...uh...can't give away all our secrets, right Val?

Q: ~winks~
A: (Derv) ~sighs dreamily~
(Talia, Val, and Cero) ~snicker~

Q: How come Obi-Wan gets pissed off when I tug on his braid?
A: (Val) Probably because it *HURTS*!

Q: What kind of Pokemon are you?
A: (Derv) I'd say, "Jigglypuff", but I'd probably get kicked out of the fandom...

Q: Who broke the Padawan this time?
A: (Everyone) ~blinkblink~ Huh?

Q: Why is KidsWB making Batman sing the Jigglypuff song, and have Superman dress up like Ash? Isn't that so wrong and funny at the same time?
A: (Cero) It's just demeaning and off-beat enough to be absolutely hilarious.

Q: Do you know that Lea Salonga has the prettiest voice? ^_^
A: (Val) Yep! That she does!

Q: Would you like to lay *DOWN* on the couch? ;) Pppfftt!
A: (Derv) Pfft! ~laughs~ Hey, I'd love to! But...I'm not sure Muzz would like it too much. ~winks~

Q: Am I really loved around here, or am I being asked to stay for different reasons? Hhhmm??
A: (Derv) Naw, we luv ya 'round here!
(Val) ~snickers~ Derv's just saying that to get some 'different reasons' for himself.
(Derv) Shut UP, Val! ~smacks Val upside the head~ Am not!

Q: Amira wants to know if she can bite your tushie.
A: (Derv, Cero, and Talia) ~all shake their heads~
(Cero) But uh...you can bite *Val's* tushie! ~points at Val, who isn't paying any attention to this question~
(Val) Huh? ~blinks in surprise as Amira starts advancing towards him with a weird look in her eyes~ Wh-what are you d-doing Ami? Huh? Aaaaaah!!!! ~starts running away in terror as Amira begins to dash towards him~

Q: I'm gonna shutup now, okay?
A: (Talia) No, no yer not. ~grins~

Q: Amira still wants to bite a tush.
A: (Talia) See? I was right! ~laughs~
~in the background Val is still being chased by Amira~

Well, lookie here folks! I've just gotten some questions from the effervescent Pokerover! Yes, I said 'effervescent'. ~grin~ Don't ask, it just popped into my head. Anyway, enough chit-chat! Let's get to some question answerin'!

Q: How did I get here?
A: (Val) Well, you see, a few years ago your mother met your fath---
(Talia) ~cuts off Val abruptly~ Through the door, silly!

Q: Who are you?
A: (Derv) They call me...Ishmael...
(Val) Dude, what are you talking about? You're Derv! I'm Val ~points thumb at himself~, that's Cero ~points at Cero~, and that's Talia! ~jacks thumb at Talia~
(Derv) Man, one wonders why he sends questions to people he doesn't know...
(Talia) Shut up, Derv! It's good that he sent questions to us people that he doesn't know! Geez... ~under her breath~ Ishmael. Pfft...

Q: Were you on Jerry Springer?
A: (Derv) ~grins as he remembers~ Oh yeah! I sure was! ~grins some more~ Actually, I think I was on twice...I'm not sure about that one, though. Can anybody clear this up?
(Cero) Yeah, somebody mail us with the answer to the question: "How many times has Dervish appeared on the Jerry Springer show?" and uh...we'll post the answer or something. If you want to beg for a prize, we might dish something out...don't know what, but we'll see.

Q: Who do you like more, WWF or WCW?
A: (Everyone) WWF, by far!
(Casey) Well, I used to like WCW better, but then WWF just got better angles and matches and such. Now, WCW has some awesome talent, but they're getting killed with stupid angles. ~rolls eyes when he thinks of people such as the Cat~ Need I say more?

Q: Have you seen the Muffin Man?
A: (Val) Wow...Umm...he was at that party!
(Cero) I'm almost positive we've answered this same question before...~brow furrows~
(Val) Geez, we must have been at this for longer than we thought for *that* question to come up more than once.

Q: What do you like more, cheese or pickles?
A: (Talia) Pickles!
(Cero) Cheese!
(Val) Cheese *and* pickles!
(Derv) Rammstein!
~Derv gets smacked in the back of the head for trying to use that gag again~
(Talia) Jeez, that joke's getting to be older than the 'dog license' gag! Give it a rest, Derv.
(Cero) Yeah dude, just answer the question.
(Derv) ~grumbles~ Oh, fine...Umm...Catherine Zeta Jones!
~Talia just dejectedly sighs, while both Cero and Val smack their foreheads for not saying that earlier~

Q: The Rock says, do you like pancakes?
A: (Talia) What? He does?
(Derv) Yeah...uh...I didn't know he said that.
(Val) We must have been on vacation or something for that show.
(Talia) Or it *could* have been just an innocent question...
~everyone~ NAH!!
(Derv) ~EG, then points at Val~ Hey, what's your name?
(Val) Uh...Va---
(Derv) *IT DOESN'T MATTER*!!! ~cracks up~

Q: Are you getting tired of my pointless questions?
A: (Cero) Nope! Not yet! Our many months of answering much longer lists of even dumber questions has greatly increased our tolerance to stupid questions.

Whoah, here's some more questions from Chris the Pokerover! Let's get down to it, shall we?

Q: Aren't you happy I sent more pointless questions?
A: (Cero) Sure. Questions're always welcome.

Q: Have you been to my spin-off site?
A: (Derv) In fact I have. 'S pretty nifty, incidentally.

Q: Do you think Psyduck can beat Lickitung? I don't.
A: (Talia) Well...Psyduck already *did* beat Lickitung though. ~grins~ I think that says it all right there.

Q: You've really never heard the Rock ask if you like pancakes? He loves them so much...
A: (Derv) Yeah, yeah, I know...So sue me!
(Val) Tsk tsk...Even *I've* heard the Rock say that...
(Derv) Don't start with me, Val.

Q: Who's your favorite Pokemon? Mine are Lickitung and Arcanine.
A: (Derv) Jigglypuff! *JIGGLYPUFF!!!*
(Cero) Jeez, Derv. You don't have to go psycho about it...

Q: Do I get paid for this?
A: (Talia) Do I?

Q: If not, can I at least have a cookie? Lickitung ate mine.
A: (Val) Well then logically, if we gave you another cookie, wouldn't Lickitung just eat that one too? Then you wouldn't get a cookie, and we'd be out one cookie that could've been eaten!
(Talia) Oh quit it, Val. Sure, you can have a cookie. ~hands over a cookie, which is promptly eaten up by a roaming Lickitung~
(Val) See!?

Q: Why does James always wear a dress, and why doesn't Team Rocket ever catch a break? And why don't they ever use Lickitung?
A: (Derv) Well, he doesn't *always* wear dresses...Sometimes he wears swimwear! ~casts amused glances to everybody who knows what he's talking about~
(Cero) From what I've seen of the show, Team Rocket does catch *some* breaks...Limb breaks, to be sure; but breaks nonetheless.
(Talia) They *DID* use Lickitung! And it got beat! So there!

Q: Have I given you your daily doctor recommended amount of annoying questions yet?
A: (Val) ....Maybe?

Heh heh...here's some nifty questions from Shamon!

Q: Iron Maiden or Judas Priest? A: (Derv) Umm...
(Talia) Derv, don't you dare say 'Rammstein'!
(Derv) Aaw...

Q: Bruce Dickenson, or Yngwei Malmsteen? A: (Val) Ingmar!
(Cero) Huh? Isn't that the mute butler from Freakazoid?
(Val) He's mute, y'know!
(Cero) Yes, yes he is...But what does he have to do with the question?
(Val) Well, he asked whether I liked one of those two names, and I liked Ingmar the most! It seems pretty straight-forward to me...
(Cero) Ah...I see. But then you've got to take into account the fact that you're an idiot.
(Val) ~pauses~ Yeah....Hey!

Q: Can you even pronounce the name, Yngwei Malmsteen? A: (Val) Yes! It's pronounced, 'Ingmar'!
(Cero) ~rolls his eyes~

Q: Rob Halford or Ripper Owens? A: (Talia) Ripper Owens, only because his name's 'Ripper.'

Q: Are you getting tired of these heavy metal questions? A: (Derv) Kinda-sorta.

Q: Does Val connect to the internet? If so, how fast is the connection? A: (Cero) You wanna handle this one, Val?
(Val) Eh, sure. It's about me, after all.
(Cero) Go ahead then, Mr. Computer.
(Val) Well...it's kinda hard to explain. I *can* "connect" to the internet. But it's more of a 'move your whole consciousness onto the 'net, then do what you please' type of thing.
(Derv) You're kinda like Freakazoid!
(Val) Well, except for the fact that I'm not blue, don't have freaky lookin' hair, and I don't have a mute butler named Ingmar.
(Derv) He's mute, y'know!
(Cero) Wow...this whole questioning is taking a way to 'Freakazoidish' turn...

Q: Can I play with madness? A: (Talia) That depends on if madness wants to come out and play or not...He's usually not in a very good mood, you know.

Q: I wanna' blow something up. Can I blow your chair up? A: (Derv) No! It's my comfy inflatable chair! You can't blow that up, 'cause it's mine and it's comfy!

Q: How good are you at Darkstalkers3? A: (Casey) Well, I'm---
(Derv) Hey, why're you answeing this one! I thought you were taking a vacation from questions.
(Casey) Yeah, well...I figured I'd do this one. I just wanted to flaunt something, that's all. ~glares at Dawn, Star, and Muzz~ Quit being sick, you three!
(Derv) You're going to flaunt something? ~snicker~
(Casey) Yes. ~glares at Derv~ I was just going to flaunt the fact that I got the number one ranking in Super Street Fighter Alpha 3 in an arcade in Seattle once.
(Val) Impressive, but...uh...what exactly does that have to do with Darkstalkers 3?
(Casey) ~shrugs~ Nothing. They were made by the same company....
(Derv) Eh. Good enough for us!

Q: What do you four want on your pizza? A: (Derv) Pineapple and black olives! Mm...
(Cero) Eew.
(Derv) Shut up! It's good! It really is!
(Val) Suuure it is, Derv.
(Derv) ~glares~ You just try it once! I betcha five bucks you'll like it!

Q: Are you SURE that I can't blow your chair up? A: (Derv) ~hugs inflatable chair~ Nooo! My inflatable chair!